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Category: Humor & Fun : Relationships
Why not employ some network marketing techniques? Here are 3 simple rules that are guaranteed to work.
1) Quantity. The more women you meet the more likely you are to meet the ones who are prepared to have a relationship with you. So take every opportunity to make contact - at work, the library, on the bus, the gym., the supermarket etc. etc. You could also try an advertisment in the lonely hearts section of your local paper. But this is rather a blunt instrument so take care!
2) Have a good product. Be nice to people. Be cheerful, bright and interested in those you meet. Dress smart and smell nice but don't over do it or you appear vain. Also be relaxed and prepared to take your time but don't leave it too long to make your move or you may become 'just good friends'.
3) Follow the rule of three. Assuming that you have a life outside of keeping your member satisfied then realisitically you can't have too many women on the go at one time. Three is a good rule of thumb. That way you can have at least one on the boil while you 'develop' the others.
One final piece of advice. I don't know what age you are but my advice would be to go for mature women (over 40). They usually know what they want and ..even better... they know what you want!
Have fun.
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