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Category: Humor & Fun : Relationships OK, be honest, we've all been there. Even if you take the "high road" and turn the other cheek, the little green monster in all of us and the desire to even the score with a cheating lover, creeps in occasionally. Here are some relatively harmless methods to vent your anger before walking away: 1. Take your lover's pants or dress to the cleaners and instruct the alterations department to take a little in at the waist, just a little. You lover will think they are gaining weight. You can repeat this several times before you leave. 2. Order lots of free racy catalogs or bladder control literature in your lover's name and address. Even if they throw them away, there is a good chance your rival will see it and wonder. 3. Send flowers to your rival but put your own name as the recipient on the little enclosed card. The rival will think that your lover has made a major unintentional error. 4. If they will be coming home late a bit tipsy, re-arrange the furniture while they are gone. 5. Save their hair from the combs and brushes and put it on their pillow when they are a sleep. They'll think they are lossing their hair. 6. Shake the cans of soda or beer immediately before offering them one. 7. Tell mutual friends that your lover is losing his hearing, but is very sensitive about it. When they speak to him/her, they will almost yell and it will drive your lover nuts trying to figure out why. 8. Inflate the condoms you may discover in their car and tie them to the antennae while their car is parked in the lot at work. About the author... Submitted By shelala Description investigator Web Page not available Other Articles in this Category How to Become Single: A Man's Guide For Sending a Relationship to Hell by Andrew Landson How to Act "The Morning After" by Wytch How to Get More Women by Lurv Mester Other Sites Storkin.com - Baby and Pregnancy Tips and Discussion iPhone Games at TouchArcade.com iPhone Apps at AppShopper.com Health Articles Menopause Symptoms HIV/AIDS Symptoms West Nile Symptoms Diabetes Symptoms Pregnancy Symptoms Read other Articles - click here.